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Bad Day

You know your having a bad day - when you wake up face down on the pavement.

You know your having a bad day - when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You know your having a bad day - when you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

You know your having a bad day - when you see a "Hard Copy" camera crew waiting at your office.

You know your having a bad day - when your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You know your having a bad day - when you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You know your having a bad day - when you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

You know your having a bad day - when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You know your having a bad day - when your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you.